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Current Events Through a Filk Darkly

July 22nd, 2018 (12:09 pm)

Maria - Russia Side Story (with sincere apologies to Lenny and Stephen)

The scariest blackmail I ever heard
Maria . . .
All of the top secret recordings in a single word
Maria . . .
Maria!
They all met a spy named Maria.
They liked what Putin said
So they fell into bed with her.
Maria!
They all f****d a spy named Maria.
How risky could it be?
If you’re in the GOP, lines blur.
Maria!
There was wine, there was music playing.
The doc said, you guys better start praying.
Gonorrhea and herpes - just saying.
The scariest blackmail I ever heard . . . Marrrriiiiiaaaaa.

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